Character one: what do you love about basketball?
Character 2: fast breaks great passes dunks and alley-oops.
Character One: how can we get more of those?
Character 2: Play 4 on 4 full court or three on three full court or two on two full court or one-on-one full court.
Character one: have you been watching three-on-three half-court? That new league?
Character 2: yes, a little bit, but not much, because they are everything I hate about basketball. It's old and slow and basically highlight free basketball.
